Because I miss you and am having a lot of feels that need to go away but they won’t.

how dare you. on easter, of all times, tch.

-he reaches behind him to the pile that is mina’s many presents, breaking off an ear of a cadbury bunny to bring it to your mouth.-

calories make everything better. well, not my figure. but it’s the perfect antidote to bad feelings that need to fall off a ten story cliff. here.

(─‿‿─)

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Soulmate, I'm cooooooooold.

go have a wank, then. that’ll sure warm you up.

-tosses a blanket atop of you instead.-

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drunkibum asked:
*sits in your lap and pouts into your chest*

….what have i said about the creases?

-sighs, an eye-roll following suit as he straightens out his shirt and sneaks his arms ‘round your middle.-

what’s that face for, boo? it’s easter. did you not get enough life ruining chocolate?

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beenziontnt asked:
omooo you're theme is sooooo pretty.

as pretty as me, right?

thanks, darl. it’s all mine.

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Anonymous asked:
im not trying to be rude or anything but are you gay?

how rude. what a preposterous question, how dare you ask such a thing.

-snickers-

ask my company, they’ll say i’m straighter than kim jonghyun’s backside. but in all honesty? if the dick fits, i’ll wear it.

i’m pansexual, it’s close enough.

taemin-nsc replied to your post
clings.

oh look, my jailbait.

-flops ontop of you like deadweight.-

isn’t it that time of the night where you find my pants and put me to bed, taem?

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You can be my big spoon.

as long as i get full recommendation of being the best big spoon to ever spoon, you have a deal.

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kkeybum asked:
-casually not so casually kicks at your shins-

cxminho:

cxminho:

Kim Kibum.

I’m also the visual. Did you forget that, Bummie?

image

Stop going around spreading lies and cut the “face face visual” bull shit.

what was that? sorry?

i couldn’t hear you over my contracts with cosmopolitan, not to mention my million dollar reality show where my wife says i’m the most handsome man to ever ask for her hand.

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kkeybum asked:
-casually not so casually kicks at your shins-

cxminho:

Kim Kibum.

…choi minho.

shrink a little.

it’s not fair that you get the title of tallest and main rapper. stop wearing insoles.

cr.