[text to Key] Alright, I’m on my way!
tch, that was easier than i—
-and he’s about to text back until kkomde snatches the phone up in his little jaw, which leads to a wild poodle chase until you arrive.-
[txt] When you're not busy pampering your wife you could actually pamper your best friend as well. I'm hungry.
[TEXT TO: ㅎㅅㅎ]
….when you’re not so busy texting taeyeon and swooning the country at 2am on your radio show i might bring you tteokbokki. stop tweeting about your dog and come around for once.
( ` his nose scrunches up as he examines the picture just taken before holding the phone up to show him, pointing at himself ) you’re lucky, you just got a photo with got7’s cutest member.
what an honour.
-he says so honestly, toothy smile and all as he admires the picture.-
for you too, you just got a photo with shinee’s face face visual. you’re welcome.
-side-eyes all you lil shits from his mocha mug.-
i see all you likin’ my shit but oh no, don’t talk to bummie, that’s a sin.
But you already are more fabulous than Beyonce~
please. even i can admit i shadow in the presence of queen bee.
but i will accept the role of her humble courtsire, it would grant be a fabulous view of her booty too—
dear whatever holy entity is listening.
if i die from this overload of work, please have me reincarnated as the korean beyonce.