tch, that was easier than i—

-and he’s about to text back until kkomde snatches the phone up in his little jaw, which leads to a wild poodle chase until you arrive.-

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jjxonghyun asked:
[txt] When you're not busy pampering your wife you could actually pamper your best friend as well. I'm hungry.
[TEXT TO: ㅎㅅㅎ]

….when you’re not so busy texting taeyeon and swooning the country at 2am on your radio show i might bring you tteokbokki. stop tweeting about your dog and come around for once.

`ㅂ’

xbbam:

( ` his nose scrunches up as he examines the picture just taken before holding the phone up to show him, pointing at himself ) you’re lucky, you just got a photo with got7’s cutest member. 

what an honour.

-he says so honestly, toothy smile and all as he admires the picture.-

for you too, you just got a photo with shinee’s face face visual. you’re welcome.

-side-eyes all you lil shits from his mocha mug.-

i see all you likin’ my shit but oh no, don’t talk to bummie, that’s a sin.

But you already are more fabulous than Beyonce~

please. even i can admit i shadow in the presence of queen bee.

but i will accept the role of her humble courtsire, it would grant be a fabulous view of her booty too—

dear whatever holy entity is listening.

if i die from this overload of work, please have me reincarnated as the korean beyonce.

amen.

keyeology:

one thing i don’t understand is how this-

image

"annyeong shinee blingbling jonghyun imnida pls take care of me kindly"

can turn into

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"HOLD ON TIGHT BABY CAUSE THE STOCKIN AINT THE ONLY THING GETTIN FILLED TONIGHT"

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ur embarrassiiiiiiiing

excuse.

you’re the one that keeps dropping his fuckin’ flower.

what would you do without me, nam woohyun?

how original. 

cr.